I love trash...magazines

I just picked up a copy of In Touch Weekly. I can't wait to find out the wedding details of Brad and Angelina, or how Nick's new romance is going, or why Britney Spears is turning to her ex. What? I really care about these things. I don't buy these magazines just to look at the pictures. I swear. Really. Ah, who am I kidding. I don't even know how to read.