Life's a Beach

It's a really nice day and I think I'm going to go to the beach. Well, maybe not because I am stuck at work sitting behind a desk and deprived of sunlight and the outside world. It's too bad because my mind has already left and is sitting on the beach right now. Beachy Keen.

Boy I can tell this is going to be a productive day. mm-hmm.

Do you ever have days where you feel like a bum? Like today I think I could crawl underneath an overpass and set up camp and I would fit in just fine. I think it's because I'm having a bad hair day. I have a lot of bad hair days. Maybe I have bad hair. Bad Hair! Behave!

Whatever. I'll just shave my head and dye my scalp blue.