You gotta keep 'em dilated

Ok that was funnier in my head. I went to my first eye appointment in 8 YEARS. Dang. I can't believe I put it off that long. I thought she was gonna tell me that my eyeballs were going to dry up and fall out of their sockets, but guess what? I'm fine. No glasses, nothing wrong. I told her to send me a reminder card to have my checkup next year or it may be another 8 years before I remember to get in and make an appointment.