Nelly

Me: Hey! What's Up?
DJ: What's going on with you?
Me: I'm just driving around aimlessly.
DJ: Good deal. So what are you calling me for?
Me: Umm..hopefully to win something.
DJ: To win what?
Me: I have no idea(laughing).
DJ: You have no idea?
Me: Ryan Cabrerra related item.
DJ: (massive laughter from him and associate) You are RIDICULOUS!! You have no idea what you're trying to win?
Me: You love me anyway though right?
DJ: I think we should just hang up on you(more laughter).
Me: Don't hang up on me(laughing).
DJ; Have you not been paying attention or what??
Me: NO! No clue! Is it the top 9??
DJ: Oh my god. I'm gonna..If I could just grab you I'd slap you around. Oh my goodness! Ok you know what? I'm being such a nice guy since I'm new. I came here from Wisconsin I don't wanna step on anybodys toes so I'll help you out. You're gonna win Nelly's new cd's Sweat and Suit.
Me: Oh I love you!
DJ: Is that ok?
Me: That is fine by me!
DJ: Do you have either c..
Me: How about if I serenade you?
DJ: you what?
Me: How about if I serenade you with some "Over and Over again?"
DJ: Ok, I wanna hear some Nelly. Serenade me right now.
Me: "It's all in my head, I think about you over and over again" How's that?
DJ: Om my gosh. Oh good deal. Who am I talking to?
Me: Tina
DJ: T-i-i-i-i-n-a. Where are you calling from?
Me: Wickham and 192.

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