My Day at work :)

-a group of seven people showed up to the theatre and claimed to have tickets held for them which were nowhere to be found/they were at the WRONG theatre for the WRONG show( and did not apologize for being rude) because apparently it was still our fault

-a woman threw up during the play, on the carpet, at the feet of another couple. She threw up again in the lobby trashcan and then again in the bathroom.

-another woman had knee troubles and had to be escorted to her car that was illegally parked in-between 2 handicapped spaces because she said she acquired a limp that day. She was hoping that the office staff would talk to any police officer that would want to ticket her because she had just acquired the limp but had not acquired a parking decal. She then brandished me with a tube of lip gloss for my help.

-a very very drunk man tried to follow a woman into the woman's bathroom in a vain effort to find out her name

-above mentioned bathroom smelled like a hemp festival for some odd reason

Another day, another dollar