Another question sent out to the infinite abyss

who wants to see Elektra with me? I have an urge to see a girl power movie where guys get flung around like rag dolls for 2.5 hours. It makes me think that I can kick some ninja butt myself!! Ya know. After I get out of those kind of movies I start sharpening up my combat skills just in case...

HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Testing testing, 1, 2

1. What time is it? 9:48 AM
2. What is your full name? blah blah blah
3. Nickname?
4. Piercing? No
5. Eye Color? Do I eye color? No
6. Place of birth? no I would not like a place of birth. I would like a piece of pie though
7. Favorite foods? see 6
8. Ever been to Africa? Africa the continent or the place that I have to park my car when I am late for events?
9 ...curioser and curioser... huh?? "I think Gwen might have removed a question from here. I'll make up my own question:" (said justin)9a. Who are your favorite drummers? the ones inside my head
10.Love someone so much that it made you cry? sniff sniff sniff boo-hoo
11. Been in a car wreck? now when you say car wreck you mean...?
12. Croutons or Bacon Bits? I think the more important question here is, "Gary Sinise or Kevin Bacon?"Pigs or bread? hmmmm.
13. Favorite day of the week? Day I am not working
14. Favorite Restaurant? what about workeraunts?
15.Favorite Flower? baking flower
16. Favorite Sport to watch? curling
17. Favorite drink? caffeine
18 Favorite ice cream? fattening
19. Disney or Warner Bros.? Dumb and Dumberer
20. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? there's my workeraunt question. eh. who cares?
21. Car color? granny buick blue
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test? never. I rock
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Sarah
24. Missing? could be if I don't show up for work today. Hmmmm
25.Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Kaybee toystore. who's with me?
26. What do you do most often when you are bored? Complain
28. Who will respond to this email the quickest? You
29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to answer? me no know
30. Favorite TV Shows: Alias, Lost
30a. (here's a new one) What's your favorite radio show? stupid
31. Last person you went out to dinner with? Henegar Homebodies
32. Ford or Chevy? well lets see. Fixed Or Repaired Daily or Cost Hardly Every venetian yen? I got nothing
33. What are you listening to right now? Jason Mraz. I'm cool and don't forget it.
34. What is your favorite color? Bleu
35. Lake, Ocean, River? Emerson, Lake, Palmer? White, Wheat, or Rye?
36. How many tattoos do you have? I live vicariously through my friend Sarah and she has about 20. I am inked up, man ;)
37. Time you finished this email? 10:03, I should be getting ready for work but eh.

Hey how about answering a coupla...

Hey, how about answering a coupla questions, Conrad. Like how do you feel about going into the army?

Thats my big line. I shall not screw it up. I have about 4 lines but thats the biggest. Hahahaha.

I. Am. A. Star. Would you like my autograph??

HELP!

I HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT WHEN I TYPE OR THE LETTERS THAT I TYPE WILL END UP OPENING FOLDERS AND RUNNING PROGRAS. IT ALSO WON"T LET E TYPE THE LETTER THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN W. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS KEYBOARD? HOW DO I UNDO THIS CRAZINESS? 1 DOLLAR TO THE PERSON WHO TELLS E HOW TO FIX THIS.

The Phantom of the Opera........

So I finally got to see the movie last night. It was great! They didn't change much from the stage version which is cool. I still think the Phantom himself is a little bit corny and not scary at all but thats ok because the singing is superb and the sets are phenomenal. All who read this blog have to see the movie, or the stage version. The musical score is incredible and if you don't leave with goosebumps then something is wrong with you. I'm a doctor now so I can say these things. haha. Go get your head examined. Or else. There. Is. Absolutely. Nothing. I. Can. Do. About. It.

Have a nice day.

In case you were wondering...

what Jon Heder a.k.a. Napoleon Dynamite really looks like:

Napoleon

If you're not, then woop dee doo

Cool answering machine recordings

1. Speak.
2. If I wanted to talk to you I would have answered the phone.
3. I'm screening my calls.
4. Please plead your case to me in five words or less.
5. Please leave your name and number in the sound of your favorite barn animal.
6. I'm psychic so don't worry about leaving a message.
7. Hi, You've reached movie phone. You've selected Brown Eyed Girl. If this is correct, please press one now. Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see. (Senfeld)
8. Phones are for Pansies, If you're a pansy leave a message now.
9. I got nothing...Beep

yoho yoho, a pirates life for me

My pirate name is:

Mad Anne Bonney

What is your pirate name?

www.fidius.org

Y'arrr Matey, scurvy scalliwag, and other such nonsense

Blah

I'm at work pondering. Thats all. I'm not really pondering anything in particular. Just pondering. This is what I do in my free time. Stare at walls and ponder. What a thrilling person am I.

I got my first manicure ever this morning. Apparently my cuticle trimmings could feed a third world country (disgusting, by the way) according to Faye. I didn't think they were that bad. I got a french manicure because I didn't want a color on my nails. Now I can't stop staring at my hands. I've already screwed them up because I had to pump gas, go to the bank and give the lady my drivers license which was encased in that little plastic thing in my wallet, and unbutton my pants to go to the bathroom.

This is why I never get my nails done.