The gloves do nothing!

I'm in charge of feeding the fish this week. The fish eat brine shrimp and other "of the sea" creatures that happen to reek up your hands pretty bad. Well, I wore gloves today so I could avoid the pungent smell being stuck on my hands, and guess what? It's still there! THE GLOVES DID NOTHING!

My fortune plant finally revealed my message. Best $2 ever spent.
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I OD'ed on Tic Tacs

Let me just clarify that I do not have bad breath, I just really happen to like Tic Tacs. I can't eat just 5. I have to eat them all. I think this is a serious problem that I need to seek out help for.

Or I could just not buy Tic Tacs anymore.

Note to self

No more Discovery Channel before bed. Wow. I was watching something about the most extreme predators and they were talking about the Great White Shark attacking surfers because they resemble seals. The next thing I know I'm swimming in the water and a Great white shark is after me. I got out in time by climbing onto a boat that was nearby but then I saw my friend Misty was still in the water so I grabbed her hand and pulled her up too. That crazy shark then proceeded to follow us onto the boat and chase us by walking upright. Talk about scary! We ran upstairs and shut the door and the shark was pushing against the other side. Then everything was a little fuzzy but I'm pretty sure we didn't get eaten, which is a relief. Crazy dream. Actually, it's pretty funny after the fact. haha.

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to...

phenylalanine. That's right. I'm trying to cut out the sweet sugary drinks that I love so much. It's very hard for me to go "cold turkey" though so I have found a suitable substitute in the form of crystal light pink lemonade. I'm addicted. At this point you could probably hook me up to an IV of pink lemonade. Or maybe that's not a good idea. Whatever. Did I get my point across that I like the stuff?

And my life is so boring I've gone and blogged about nutrasweet. The universe owes me some excitement.

Y'aaaaaaarrrrr

Just getting ready to see Pirates this afternoon. Should be rollicking good fun. I love pirates. Well, let me rephrase that. I love fake movie pirates. I have a feeling I wouldn't like pirates in real life. What with the bad hygenic practices and the scurvy and all. But I guess I'll never know for sure if I would get along with them and that's just fine with me. Avast ye matey!

I could really go for a daiquiri served in a coconut right about now...
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"Maybe they need a bigger hose"

Indeed

Must be a slow news day.

Save the Earth

www.newdream.org/truth

I've been feeling a little depressed toward the state of our fine planet so there you go. Do something! Anything!