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You are missing out if you haven't seen this video yet.

Watch "A Million Ways" video

Thanks Justin!!!

More Than Words

Who else can't get enough of this song? Don't lie! You know you sing it in the shower or when you're combing your hair or when you're getting dressed or when you're ____(fill in the blank)

anyway, check out both versions. And while the new one is good, It doesn't hold a candle to the original.

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Et Tu, weekend?

Why are you so fleeting? How about throwing in an extra day off of work for me? How about we call it SatSun? Or Sunterday? Or possibly Wriday?

Bartering

I would like to go back to this system instead of using dumb currency to pay for new stuff. This way I wouldn't hold on to as much stuff as I currently have. I could go to Target and "pay" for a new outfit with an old pair of shoes or possibly some tennis balls. Then I wouldn't have to work anymore because I'd have loads of stuff with to barter with. How do I go about bringing back this old world method? Get a petition signed or something? How 'bout you do some research on that and get back to me, mmmmmmkay?

BEST SHOW EVER!
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Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Animal Fury Your Superpower is Complements Your Weakness is Rain Your Weapon is Your Kinetic Axe Your Mode of Transportation is Cloud

What's your Superhero Name?

I should be reading

I have soo many books that I need to read and soo little time. Blaaah. And of course, when you have little spare time all you(I) feel like doing is sitting on my bum or sleeping. Sux. On the upside though, I bet not many people can say that their boss told them to bring a book to work the next day since it's going to be sloooooow.

READING IS FUN-DUH-MENTAL!!

Hey, we should start a book club. Who wants to read "I Know This Much is True" by Wally Lamb? Or pretend they read it and then discuss how the intro and back cover made them feel?

I live up to my name...again!

And you can quote me on that

Scare-Yourself-Stupid-Friday

I've decided to suck it up and go see that scary exorcist movie on Friday with my friends. I'm not a huge scary movie buff but every once in a while it's ok. Especially if it's during the day.

Speaking of really bad segways, don't you hate it when you don't know what to wear? It's the worst thing in the world. For some reason, I can compare this issue to a world crisis of sorts. I mean, who really cares what anyone wears? I can tell you that this stupid issue has made me late to work on more than one occasion. By the end of the what-not-to-wear clothes throwing session, my room looks like a whole bunch of people decided to wrestle on the floor, and all of a sudden, they disappeared and all that stayed was their clothly remains. Somewhere, in a galaxy far far away(or possibly another dimension), naked people are wondering what happened to their clothes, and their dimension.

By day, an ordinary girl. By night,

Hi Ho, Hi Ho...

It's off to the gym I go. Finally. It's only been a week after all. I'm so desperate to get there I'm even taking an aerobics class whose instructor I don't really like. She kind of reminds me of Rambo mixed with Elaine(from Seinfeld) trying to bust a move on the dance floor.

I'll take "The Aristocrats" for $500, Alex

WOW. Never has the filth flowed freer than in the film documentation of the longest running gag in comedy history. I endured 90 minutes of comedians telling the same joke in their own words over and over and over again whilst sitting next to a heard of hysterical hyenas cackling and snorting and laughing and snorting(no offense hyenas, but my ears are still ringing). I admit that some of the bits were mildly entertaining(i.e. Hank Azaria, card trick, Gilbert Gottfried), but for the most part it was like watching a bunch of teenagers get together and try to think of the dirtiest words they can say without giggling.

So anyway, This family walks into a talent agency...

They start their act with a bunch of yada yada yada, monkeys throwing feces, bodily functions, incest, more monkeys, monkeys peeing on monkeys, etc., etc., etc.

The agent is stunned and asks, what do you call that act of yours??

click here for punchline

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

FINALLY! It took forever but it's finally here. Not like it means anything since I have to work tomorrow but I deserve the right to be in Friday mode all day.

WOO! Friday!!!

You're doing fine Oklahomaaaaa, Oklahoma, O

K-L-A-H-O-M-A OKLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-MA!

Guess what I just watched.

I feel I have started a blogging revolution. Hoorah!

Wow, I love when people jump on the blogwagon. I am soooo proud of you all for stepping into uncharted blog territory. Maybe we should all have code names and only communicate with clicks and whistles. Is that too much? Have I crossed a line there? Two clicks for yes, one for no... ;)

Bouncy Glass

I'm going to invent this so I don't have to live in fear every time I wash the dishes. I dropped a small glass cup and as it was falling onto the hard tile floor I actually thought, " Maybe it won't break, maybe it will just land with a thud. I can tell you one thing. There shall be no things glass in my own house. NEVER! I am perfectly content drinking out of all things plastic. I don't need to see what I am drinking. I trust that the liquid hasn't changed since I poured it out of the original container, and if it has, then I have more important things to worry about.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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Success!

I went to my first tap class last night and I absolutely loved it. At first I thought I wouldn't be able to keep up because they do all of their warm ups to music and it kind of freaked me out but then after I was in class for about ten minutes I was fine and could do pretty much all of the steps. I forgot how much fun tapping is. Of course, now I have to buy new tap shoes since mine are ancient and ugly.

C'mon, peeps! Start blogging if you haven't already?? What are you waiting for???