Ernie Ernie

SO Ernie did not deliver the knock-me-over wind gusts that we were all expecting. Heck, he didn't even get me a day off of work. What's that all about? Everyone knows the only real perk to living in Florida is looking forward to hurricane-related days off of work. Whateve. Yes, I leave my r's off of that word on purpose. It's just a thing I do.

Let's see here. I work five days a week and I have two more days left of job fun this week. What percentage is that? 2/5 I guess. So I'm 60% done with work this week. So sad how much I detest this job. Blech. It leaves a coppery taste in my mouth. Or maybe that means I'm having a heart attack. That would suck. What does it mean again when you taste almonds? Oh yeah, poison, I think. Well, this is just a lovely turning point in the conversation, isn't it? I need a new job, STAT!

I'm so proud.

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Look what my hamster can type!

Do yourself a favor...

and go see this.

Little Miss Sunshine

Because Tina says so. And yes, it's that good.

...and a happy sunday to you.

I'm feeling a bit like George Costanza in that episode of Seinfeld where he quits his job and is searching for a new one.

George: I like buildings. I could be an architect.
Jerry: I think you need to have some kind of degree for that

George: well, what about sports. I like sports. I could be a sports announcer.
Jerry: Usually they tend to hire people who have sports experience or who have played sports before.

Well, guess what? I like books...

Best list ever!

I was looking up the terminology for a fear of snakes(Ophidiophobia) and stumbled across this list

Apparently I'm not the only one who is afraid of precipices. I definitely have this one:

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.

Might as well list some more of what makes me tick(I guess so everybody can use this against me in the future?)

Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.(only puppets of the Fraggle Rock persuasion)
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

and here's the kicker:

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

now for the icing on the cake

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.

I guess I'm a nutjob. Oh well, Was there ever any doubt?

I love A-B-CD's

HAHA. Ok so it's not really called that but since everybody in Melbourne knows what I'm talking when I say that name then why should I call it by the correct name. Isn't it more important that I'm happy? So anyway, ABCD's had a 30% of cd sale today and I scored the Ramones anthology for a mere $12 and some change. Double score since it was a two-disc set. That's right.

In other news, why won't anyone freaking hire me!!!!!!!!

computer chair

I love my new computer chair. It's ab fab. Yeah, I'm a dork but I like it. It's much better than the dining room chair I had been using for the past 2 years. It was definitely time for an upgrade. Yep.

Hey, nobody's making you read this.

Why write when I can copy and paste?