Hey, Let's face it. Tina is obviously going to dress me up for Halloween in some scary costume. How about if you help me out and give her some good ideas for a costume that I would look handsome in. Give a dog a bone, Man!!
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My pumpkin Masterpiece. I shall call you Jack Gourd. Muuuhaaaaaahaaa!
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Every weekend should end with a party

Parties are a good way to head into the work week. Well, unless you overdo it by say, Oh I don't know, drinking cosmopolitans(actually only 1) while playing a very very long game of Scene-it. Long being an understatement, of course. Anyway,you know how every party turns into a game of scene it? Well...Oh, every party doesn't? Well, this is news to me. Am I rambling? Does anybody care if I'm rambling? Speak up or forever hold your peas. Peace? Piece? Pees? Bees?

Murder Most Foul.

I witnessed a murder this morning. Very devious indeed was this particular act. An innocent fish was swimming in the aquarium and was suddenly stricken with what seemed to be some sort of twitching, spasmatic ailment. The fish swam haphazardly around the tank, bumping into things, walls, rocks,it's mouth covered with a white stringy substance. Finally, it dropped down to the bottom of the tank and expired. What might have caused this to happen? An illness of sorts? Or perhaps a more grim explanation. The truth would soon unfold...

And now for the gripping revelation!

Quite unnerved, the two remaining fish were nudging at the dead fish for any signs of life. Meanwhile, beneath a rock, the predator watched and waited. It was none other than...a large sea worm with caterpillar-like stingers strategically placed on every inch of it's body. It had been hiding in the rock and when the coast was clear, quickly grabbed it's victim and dragged the fish slowly back to the rock from wenst it had appeared.

The End...or was it??

Having discovered that his prize fish had been murdered, the aquarium owner set out to find the culprit. With one motion, the murderer was plucked from it's marine lair and chucked into the grassy jungle(backyard), never again to wreak havoc on the inhabitants of this underwater world.

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Jujubes

whoa. I have never had these crazy little candies before in my life. I picked up a box at CVS and decided to test them out. DANG. That is a major workout for your jaw. I thought my jaw was going to come unhinged and I would be left with a jaw that flaps in the wind. The term slack-jawed comes to mind. And I have gobs of JUJUBES stuck in every crevasse(how do you spell that crazy word?) of my mouth. NOw I'm making really goofy faces trying to remove the pieces of JUJUBES from my mouth. I've never worked this hard to eat anything in my life. You have been warned.

Like, I don't eat meat, cuz I'm a Veterinarian.

So I'm trying to cut back on my meat intake lately and go for the more vegetarian approach to eating. It shouldn't be that hard because all the meat I eat is poultry, and lately that is not even appetizing anymore. The only problem is I have to eat enough healthy stuff so that I don't become anemic and crumple up into a ball of dust(because I'm sure that's what happens...eventually.) Anyway, that's my mission and I'm stickin to it. Vitamins anyone?

Fabulousness that is dinner theater

Off to Orlando I go to see Arabian Nights for the 3rd time. I love that show! Yeah that's pretty much it.